The School Run

07h30 " Boys get a move on, have you had breakfast? Have you pack you lunch? Have you remembered your homework? have you, have you, have......" Does this sound familiar I must sound like a stuck record, or should I say a scratched CD. Its 08h50 get them in the car oh! Crap need to De-ice the car, OK now lets go. "Dad, Yes Liam I forgot my book, OK stop the car turn around and get the book, OK now we go. "Dad, Yes Aidan I forgot my lunch. OK stop the car turn around and get the lunch. OK lets try once more. By this time I think my internal temperature gauge is hitting explosion point. Boys one more Dad and there is going to be a nuclear fall out from the explosion that is about to erupt. There is silence, followed by a very faint Dad, I left my Glasses @ home.

I think maybe woman must have a built in on/off switch, or is just stored up until hubby comes home. Blokes there you are happy as sunshine, you walk in the door and gets it both barrels because you left your towel on the floor. So for the rest of your life you make sure you pick up the towel. Sorry to say guys there will always be something that we forget to do. Now the role is reversed the House Hubby gets to shoot both barrels. Yeah right I tried that and got shot down with a machine gun.

It's 08h40 back home Sanity is restored.